Aislinn the Albino Bean

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys r us kid
This morning, I woke up to two bits of news:

1) Yet another shoot out in the TJ Corral.
2) My old room at my parent’s house has been occupied.

Now which of these two, do you think caused the most distress?
Como soy Aislinn “it’s all about me” Puig, pues claro que me encabroné al saber que mi hermanito, el Booger pasea su trasero apestoso y peludo, en lo que antes era Albino Bean Sanctuary. That four wall haven of pink and purple is no longer my own. De ahora en adelante me quedare en la habitación de huéspedes.... I was expecting it, pero de todos modos se siente gacho