Aislinn the Albino Bean

Saturday Morning Musings

Lorena dice que debo de ser lesbiana porque los hombres que me gustan parecen niña.

A lo que yo conteste:

“If I was a lesbian, I would probably still pick the asshole ones”

A veces pienso cuan fácil sería mi vida si en realidad fuera lesbiana… but I really can’t deal with the whole unshaven leg/armpit feminist thing. Not to mention the sex… que hueva… y luego la otra… cuando las mujeres pasan mucho tiempo juntas… ocurre algo interesante: su ciclo menstrual se empareja. Te imaginas???? Two bitchy lesbians PMSing??? Y luego añádele que soy asshole magnet… tener que aguantar una bitchy PMSing asshole lesbian… nel compa.

Besides… me gustan los hombres. I did make out with a girl once. My friend Elsa, who now lives far away, asked me what it was like… and I said it was kind of boring, because it was like kissing yourself, and that it felt like there was something missing… and she said…. “Yeah… something like a big fat dick maybe?”

I miss Elsa. She always had a way of putting things in perspective.