Aislinn the Albino Bean

Running on fumes
Me mata la ironía de la sed que te da cuando andas cruda. No me canso de decir, el mejor remedio es “hair of the dog that bit you”. ( Si no entiendes lo que significa... me vale madres porque no tengo ganas de explicar.)

There shall be no hair, of no dog today, tendre que cargar con mi cruz, ya que estoy trabajando y creo que no es muy aceptable ponerse a pistear en horas laborales… all though I’m considering bending the rules a bit today… maybe at luch.

El caso es que ayer fui a una reunioncita en casa de Sofia. Muy buena fiesta… tan buena, que realmente no se a que chingados vine a trabajar ahora… really? A quien trato de engañar… estoy aquí, pero realmente no estoy. I mean, my ass is in the chair, but my little head is away at home, having a nice frosty beer and watching reality tv. I can’t really wrap my head around anything else at the moment.. So you will bear with me if this post is a little “iffy”. Fuck it. I think i might still be drunk. Which is very irresponsible of me…. Imposible to say that with a straight face.

La verdad es que si me pega la cruda cabron, pero mi motorcito sigue prendido. I got up at fucking 8.30 a.m. bitches!! La martini dice que soy the Mexican Energizer Bunny, because I just keep drinking and drinking and drinking… ok, I added that last part, but really it takes a lot to just keep me in bed because of a hangover. For reals yo! Ok, realmente estoy peda porque ya empecé con los ebonics. A parte estoy cantando rolas de my party shuffle del itunes (everything from T Rex to Chicoche), ya tengo bien hartas a las viejas de aquí… porque me medio rockstareo, in my own head of course… dancing around… I suppose it must be fun for them when I come to work drunk, I mean, I would love it if someone else was dancing around like an ASS to the Jackson 5 at work. Who wouldn’t want to see me doing the water sprinkler in front of their desk? That’s some quality entertainment.
Ok, I’m out. Voy a tratar de dormir con los ojos abiertos.