Aislinn the Albino Bean

Things I've learned this past week
-When you work out really hard, you sweat in really weird places.
-3 words from my good friend Elsa: Hijo de puta.
-Sometimes when you take a week to think of the *right words* all you come up with is "hey, I have to tell you something".
-Happiness and bitterness are separated by one surprisingly small line.
-When you are crazy and neurotic, chances are you got it from your mom.
-Dancing is the cure to any ailment.
-I like slutty shoes.
-I am someone's hero.
-I am someone's used tissue.
-Beer is not the answer to everything.
-Anger is great motivation when you are on a treadmill.
-I have lovely friends.
-Popcorn and raisinettes taste good together.
-I hate my nextel.
-Red lipstick always put me in a good mood.
-I'm a sucker for a pretty face.
-I'm way too trusting.

What did you learn?