I'm Your Pusher
Well, what can one say after so much time without providing you with your Albino Bean fix?
Lets just jump right in, shall we?
Nunca he sabido moderar mi uso del internet en el trabajo, por lo que me lo han cortado… it was directly my fault, no one else’s, and it has affected not just me, but my coworker whom we shall affectionately call Big Red. But, she’s cool… no me ha cagado el palo.
All this internet usage, was not really goofing off, por que cumplo con mi trabajo, bien carbon if I do say so myself… the thing is there has been something, or someone who has been distracting me lately… very, very much I might add. Yes! It’s true…. I have (gasp) an INTERNET BOYFRIEND. For reals yo!
Tengo un noviazgo de camarita sudada por el messenger… how does it work you ask? I dunno, that’s a good question, because not even I, master bullshitter, can answer that one. I can’t explain it, but it’s surprisingly very fulfilling and old fashioned as Lore might put it, and I owe it all to this here blog you so lovingly read.
Quien hubiera pensado que entre tantas busquedas en el google de ALBINO PORN y QUIERO MONTARME EN TU VELERO, someone would actually find little old me.
His name is… lets call him Little L. He is lovely, he makes me feel… something, which is more that I was experiencing lately, and… he shall be here in exactly 1 month. Are you excited? I am.